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Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it…but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse.
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Most people can probably agree sex is pretty great—at least, until something gross and unexpected happens and totally kills the mood. If you look back, you can probably think of at least a few scenarios where something disgusting happened in bed—something that, if you weren't pants-less, would have you running for the door at lightning speed. For your entertainment, and maybe to make you feel better about your own most recent icky encounter, here are the grossest things that have happened to guys during sex. Prepare yourself—they're pretty cringeworthy. I softened real fast.
I remember the day like it was yesterday. I was in high school, my friend had been screaming and giggling and covering her eyes in shock and disgust when the piano music crescendoed. I walked over to her as she slammed her laptop shut.